One night I was chatting with my alcohol angel at my dive bar when a gentleman (the only other human being in the bar) politely apologized for overhearing our conversation about shitty dates and idiot guys. He then tells me he remembers me from about 5 months ago one night at the bar. Intrigued and a little scared, I asked him to remind me how we knew each other. The whole time I’m just wondering, “What the fuck did I do now?” Thankfully, it was someone else who embarrassed themselves. He reminded me of a night I was having a serious conversation with a close friend and a guy was playing pool with his friend. This guy repeatedly approached me to spit game and rhymes apparently. I vaguely remembered this but then the gentleman explains that he was compelled to live-tweet the entire incident. This I had to see! So here it is for your enjoyment. Thankfully I was my usual Detroit-self and let this guy know exactly how I felt.
Swiping My Life Away 