These are the stories of my random encounters in life or “dating” in Chicago, during/after divorce. Bumbling, Tindering, and just swiping life away!
I’m calling out every creep, every loser and every asshole I’ve met. I’m looking at you, guy who did blow in front of a playground after brunch, peed in an alley and tried to face-rape me with your tongue!!
For all the badass girls, and free spirits, the ones who won’t be tamed and won’t settle, I know I’m not the only one to experience these weird things. Please tell me I’m not alone. PLEASE?!
Fuck this shit… Enjoy my misery. I hope you laugh about it as much as I do.
Swiping My Life Away 